[ The Orc and the Pie ]
DATE: September 13, 2002

A Web Enhancement

I Survived Orc and Pie

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When people saw the Orc & Pie T-shirts at Gen Con for the first time, their most common question to us was:

"What kind of pie?"

Well, far be it from us to cause anyone to lose sleep over this burning question. Here is a result table that should please even the most demanding players of the world's shortest adventure.

Random Pie Chart!
(No, not that kind of pie chart)

d100 Result Pie Type
01-05 Apple
06-10 Blackberry
11-15 Lemon meringue
16-20 Rhubarb
21-25 Coconut cream
26-30 Chocolate cream
31-35 Key lime
36-40 Chicken pot
41-43 Meat (unknown variety)
44-46 Jalapeño
47-49 Hallucinogenic
50-52 Spoiled
53-55 Snake
56-58 Elf
59-61 Cockroach
62-64 Otyugh
65-67 Petrified
68-70 Chaotic evil
71-73 Old smelly sock
74-76 Dire
77-79 Sonic
80-82 Elemental
83-85 Undead
86-88 Were-
89-91 Bus station-flavored
92-94 Everlasting
95-97 Quintessential
98 Bicentennial
99 Prismatic
00 Just can't tell

 

 

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